Candy People and their Mutton Face counterparts.

"I forgot about labradors and their dick-whip tails. Gotta keep an eye out." -Doug White

"Candy people are good people. People that don't like candy are sourpusses, mutton faces, and alcoholics." -Rocky Clemons

"That's what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna put coffee beans in my bathrooms to take care of the smell." -random

"Cough drops and gum. That's all he seems to live on." -Josh Mulvry

"We're getting to the point where we can make the state of Vermont look like the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe. With technology anything is possible." -random

"Time's getting so bad people be stealing baby food and selling it out on the street." -random pharmacy employee, very friendly

"I told him I snore. He said, 'that's ok. I drink.'" Next thing you know he's passed out in his little velvet underwear." -Frank Yario

"That inflatable snowman was haunting me all night long." -Jim Shearer

"Where are you? What are you doing?" -Tim Harris
"I'm on the rooftop trying to keep the bumble bee from getting cold." -Mike Chesler
"Ok, I'll ask someone else for a favor then." -Tim Harris

"I always thought it was a made-up mouse word." -Nathan Swango
"It is a made-up mouse word." -Taylor Estell
"No, British people apparently say it all the time." -Nathan Swango

"And that's why I wear a hoodie: So I can sleep at the airport and not get poop on my head." -Roger McGuin

"He fell in love with our Polish cleaning lady, and they ended up moving to China together." -Suzy Kornesczuk

"So she's living in this over-sized bungalow while they're in the room next door trying to make a baby and keeping her up at night." -Paula Blythe

"I want it to rain peas. Wait, even better: I want a man dressed up in a pea costume to dance around and eventually get shot out of a cannon." -Matt Rosak

"Nothing says, 'I love you,' like toilet water." -Alex Garcia

"My buddy got into a bottle of Absythyne once. He told me he wound up naked in his backyard thinking about skinning his dog and wearing the coat as a hat." -Nathan Swango

"What is that thing? A fire hydrant? I've seen enough cartoons. I know where this is going." -Brad Barret

"That's why all the Smurfs were blue, because there was only one girl." -Michelle Breger

"We have a lot in common, like video games, marijuana, and awesome." -Brian Babarik

"It does run in the family. Joe's grandfather always has the same blackmouth around Christmas time." -Liz Owens